i need to find a bigger brand of condoms

[bookie]

This is a thread of a bodybuilder who just cant figure it out.
Read his opening post and the responses are priceless.:missingte

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=108500831

 

[GreenDoberman]

It is actually worth clicking on. If for nothing else, we can use this graphic to respond to posts from some of our tournament participants:

<TABLE class=tborder id=post178305231 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD class=alt1 id=td_post_178305231 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #d1d1e1 1px solid">

<!-- / message --></TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #d1d1e1 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #d1d1e1 0px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #d1d1e1 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #d1d1e1 1px solid">

</TD><TD class=alt1 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #d1d1e1 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #d1d1e1 0px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #d1d1e1 0px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #d1d1e1 1px solid" align=right><!-- controls --></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

[GreenDoberman]

Homer alert:

 

[bullets]

After 3 pages of posters giving him shit, he calls someone an idiot.

Good stuff.


<TABLE class=tborder id=post178365041 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=thead style="BORDER-RIGHT: #d1d1e1 0px solid; BORDER-TOP: #d1d1e1 1px solid; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; BORDER-LEFT: #d1d1e1 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #d1d1e1 1px solid"><!-- status icon and date -->

06-12-2008, 03:03 PM <!-- / status icon and date --></TD><TD class=thead style="BORDER-RIGHT: #d1d1e1 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #d1d1e1 1px solid; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; BORDER-LEFT: #d1d1e1 0px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #d1d1e1 1px solid" align=right> #63 </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #d1d1e1 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #d1d1e1 0px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #d1d1e1 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #d1d1e1 0px solid" width=175>DontTreadOnMe<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_178365041", true); </SCRIPT>
Chain Gang Soldier



Join Date: May 2006
Location: Missouri, United States
Age: 21
Stats: 6'2", 234 lbs
Posts: 20,502
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 43873
Rep Power: 2025

</TD><TD class=alt1 id=td_post_178365041 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #d1d1e1 1px solid"><!-- message -->Quote:
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by *****busa
ah sir um lol your a poor fella. First i would change my user name on here lol . And btw your not supposed to pull the condom down over your balls. And even if you can get it down that far i would recomend finding extra small condoms
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
condoms are meant for protection, they are supposed to protect everything, idiot
<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->__________________
goals for 2008:
bench 315x1
squat 405x5 done 3/10/08
dead 405x10 done 2/22/08
20 pull ups
dunk a basketball

theres no more yankees and rebels this time, but one united people that stand behind...

America will survive!!!

reps: mkpat
<!-- / sig --></TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #d1d1e1 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #d1d1e1 0px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #d1d1e1 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #d1d1e1 1px solid">

</TD><TD class=alt1 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #d1d1e1 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #d1d1e1 0px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #d1d1e1 0px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #d1d1e1 1px solid" align=right><!-- controls --> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

[MrJ]

bullets, the thread was probably a joke. I'm sure someone, somwhere has tried to stretch the condom over their balls, but judging by the ignorant follow-ups from the original poster, I'm pretty sure he's trying to yank everyone's chain.